Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on the internet.”

“Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.”

“Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.”

“Then nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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‘You got Male!’

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About Roland Louis Hansen

I have been: an organization development consultant; a college-level instructor of political science, psychology, and sociology; a public administrator; a social worker; an elected official; a political operative; a community activist; a union official; a shoe salesman and manager, a factory worker; a fast food restaurant employee; and, a custodian.
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